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Yeah, you know what I mean folks. Okay, here goes mine:

Dumbest:

I was out all day once at a shopping centre by myself. By lunchtime I had enough, and I asked at the information desk the directions for the nearest next shopping centre. So I get into my car, drive around and arrive. And it looks disturbingly familar.

I had done a huge 360 degrees in my car and arrived at the same bloody shopping centre. I even paid for friggin parking this time, unlike the first time because the front car park was free for the first 3 hrs, unlike the back car park the second time.

Gross


I have this gorgeous Mein Coon cat that has shorter hair on the front, that gets progressively longer at the back. Basically, it has a really fluffy, furry bottom that if you don't trim, (my wife actually does this ) it gets poo all caught up in when it does its business.

This happened one day. Kitty did a poo, had a really dirty bottom and I go up to it, and give it a big pat, starting from the head and running along it's back and through it's tail. Then I feel a sticky wetness on my hand, look at it, and am horrified to see this big brown streak:

"Oh shit!"

I smell it, fearing the worst.

"Oh shit". It was. I washed my hands about 10 times I think.

Well, I routinely drink things through my nose, like milk and water. I've snorted cookie crumbs, as well as crushed benadryl, from which I promptly passed out, only to realize upon my awakening that benadryl is prescribed as a sleeping medication, I can dislocate my arms on command, which alot of people find gross. Ask The Butt for more horror stories.

Stupidist
Running head first into a brick wall.

Grossest
Well, it wasn't gross for me, but everyone around me was freking out. I live in a co-op and once a year they throw a party. They had a slip and slide, and no one that making people slide directly into a fence was a bad idea. Basically all you had to do was did your heel into the ground and you stopped. By the time I was up, the grass was really slippery and I ended up getting stuck underneath the fence (Chain-Link). And let me tell you guys, chain-link hurts. I was bleeding from 2 different spots on my leg and I couldn't get out from underneath the fence. So everybody was like "omg r u al rite" and I was like "yeah. lift up the fucking fence please." So they did, and walking hurt like a bitch because I was covered in soap and bleeding profusely. And as an end result, I have and 80inch long scar and a 4 inch scar and my co-op doesn't use the slip and slide any more.

Most dumb/gross: Masturbating in class.

Thank god, I woke up and it had all just been a dream.

Funny Story, I did that in real life.

I was bored.

Dumb:
I was just leaving the local Gamestop with my friends and saw the Bus pulling up at the Wal-Mart about a block away. Since the bus was my only way back to campus, I decided to sprint across the lot to get to it before it took off - of course, I hadn't really given the rain on the ground much thought. So, about half way there I flew face first into the air, did a twist to my side to save some grace (so I thought) and left my butt to contact the asphalt at full speed. For the next two weeks I had to bear tons of bruises, scrapes, and a few strains on my thighs and butt.
Worst of all, everyone on the bus and my friends behind me saw it happen - it was a good month before I heard the last of it.

Gross:
I had an African Ghost Knife (fish), and one day I woke up and found it dead for no apparent reason. I had to get to class so I threw a shirt over the tank to keep it from stinking up the joint and decided to get rid of it later.

Four weeks later I actually dealt with it, and by this point its got stuff growing on it in the tank and the water is really brown. When I reached in with the net to take it out it went "Poof!" and disintegrated. There was literally no trace of the fish left.

Or like that time you tried to make a wax relief of a Tabasco sauce bottle, with a bunch of crayons, and a Zippo, down at the creek?

True story.

As for me... I can't say I've done any overly stupid or gross shit. Or if I have, I don't remember. EDIT: I think the dumbest thing I've ever done, was get caught skipping art class once. But that's it, really.

What I meant to say was "I was done the test, and I needed something to do!"

Dumbest:

Would have to be today when I went to 7/11 with a friend and wasn't paying attention to things around me. So, I made my slurpie, got the lid , my friend starts talking to me as I'm putting the lid on (while walking) and I sware I seen a door, but it wasn't a door. I walked right into the fridge thingy with all the 2ltrs, and to add to that, yes it did break

Grossest:

Yesterday I did laundry, but not just mine. My 3 male room mates too, and one seems to have a bad habbit of making streak marks of the brown colour, and another had stains of the white kind

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