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Nemephosis
 Post subject: Santa Claus is a massive pedophile
PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:15 pm 
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s'true!

Here are the facts:

-Children line up to sit on his lap and he asks them if they have been naughty or nice...

-Then someone takes a picture to record the brief molestation for Santa's own scrapbook...

-After that, he gives the children his candy cane and tells them he will be entering their house soon with his swollen red sack late at night, as they lay in bed asleep. Typically, the children do not remember a thing...

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Living_dead_beat
 Post subject: Re: Santa Claus is a massive pedophile
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:39 am 
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sounds like my Saturday night

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The Deckswabber
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Dear Living Dead Beat, you are a sick fuck. <3

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Living_dead_beat
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The Cadet wrote:
Dear Living Dead Beat, you are a sick fuck. <3

Dear Cadet I was drunk the end <3

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zherog
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The Cadet wrote:
Dear Living Dead Beat, you are a sick fuck. <3


You act like this is news... :teach:

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Living_dead_beat
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zherog wrote:
The Cadet wrote:
Dear Living Dead Beat, you are a sick fuck. <3


You act like this is news... :teach:

;)

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Skizzik_NZ
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:clap:

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The Butt
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^ You do realize that doing this every thread, it could be classed as spam, hardcore, right? :P

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Keeper Ov The Code
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Since Santa has a swollen red sack, wouldn't that give nearly all of the children of the world...wait...I think we have just stumbled upon the leading cause of the global AIDS pandemic, ladies and gentlemen.

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The Deckswabber
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Epic win.

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Death_Unlimited
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epic win sir, you win the internet :clap:

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airdance
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Nemephosis wrote:
s'true!

Here are the facts:

-Children line up to sit on his lap and he asks them if they have been naughty or nice...

-Then someone takes a picture to record the brief molestation for Santa's own scrapbook...

-After that, he gives the children his candy cane and tells them he will be entering their house soon with his swollen red sack late at night, as they lay in bed asleep. Typically, the children do not remember a thing...

:rip:
Hmmm.....you maybe onto something. Check out this Santa:

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I don't know, call me paranoid, there's just something odd about Santa and his little helper here. However, this is my kind of Santa:

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Who wouldn't want to give her a present, regardless of whether she's been naughty or nice?

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Nolifer
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I'd like HER as my next xmas present. Cept with black hair and glasses and wearing a maid uniform and black stockings...

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Living_dead_beat
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