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 Post subject: Re: The_Butt Smells
PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:52 am 
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Ko' wrote:

I like gas stations because they smell like gasoline.



I find it disturbing the amount of petrol sniffers around here! :D But petrol scented toilet paper sounds interesting. I think I would prefer diesel toilet paper, as it would have that smooth, oily surface that would just glide over your posterior. Petrol would be too dry and harsh.

For those that prefer petrol, you could have 'regular' and 'premium' grade toilet paper. I don't know how premium would be better than regular, but I'm sure some sicko around here could offer an explanation. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The_Butt Smells
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That would give a new added option to throwing toilet paper rolls at someone's house too...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:21 am 
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Toilet paper that smells like gasoline would just smell like it, not be actually doused in it or anything, you nutbars :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The_Butt Smells
PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:23 pm 
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Nemephosis wrote:
Toilet paper that smells like gasoline would just smell like it, not be actually doused in it or anything, you nutbars :lol:

The Premium blend toilet paper could be doused in it, as opposed to merely smelling like it. :P

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Then Premium it shall be!

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 Post subject: Re: The_Butt Smells
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Thread should be merged with the Randy Bobandy thread.

Since Butt's a faggot.

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 Post subject: Re: The_Butt Smells
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^I see what you did thar :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: The_Butt Smells
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Why is it that whenever people insult me it's always "Butt's a faggot" "RJ sucks" "Butt smells".

Fuck, get creative. :lol: :mad:

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