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Nemephosis
 Post subject: This is why you need to use correct punctuation...
PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:32 pm 
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Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?

Gloria



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Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria
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T-Pain
 Post subject: Re: This is why you need to use correct punctuation...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:45 am 
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Lawl. :lol:

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That's super cool.

YOU'RE SUPER COOL. . . Wait. . . . sh--.

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Ko
 Post subject: Re: This is why you need to use correct punctuation...
PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:48 pm 
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Clever...

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T-Pain wrote:
I'm going to have to go with the sheep too, as much as I hate saying it Sheep > Cats :(


You are dead to me


Lolocaust. 2 cool points have been awarded.

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DarkDragon
 Post subject: Re: This is why you need to use correct punctuation...
PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:36 am 
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isnt this a long, convoluted way of saying
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Commas are the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse?

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