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Hmmm...

Well, in my room, I would have a wall-sized shelf dedicated solely to various manly films, such as the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, V for Vendetta, etc, and music albums such as Behemoth's Demigod. On the other end, I'd have the most awesome computer, with the fastest internet connection I could think of. The screen would be substituted with a large plasma TV of some sort.

Also, I'd have a recording studio set up somewhere in there.

Dude, I never knew you liked V for Vendetta. o_o

I never told you?

One of, if not best, quote ever. Win.

For serious? That's manly, in the sexiest way possible.

My Futon that turns into a couch. A moderately sized TV in case I want to watch it. An awesomely fast computer. Washroom with good stuffs. Kitchen with snack foods and that's about it.

Well, my room would be simple. Accualy, that's a lie. Let me explain it.

It would be two rooms, with a sink/urinal and bathtub/shower/tequila still hidden in a small room adjacant to the big one. The big room would have two giant 100 ft trees, with hamocks strung between 'em all the way up. One tree would be a sausage tree, which grew seedless sausages for consuminating. The bark of this tree would be jerky of many sorts, depending on the day of the week (Monday = Beef, Teus = kangaroo, Wed = gator, Thu =hippo, Fri = turtle, Sat = condor, Sun = the flesh of my enemies). The sap of this tree would be barbaque sauce, and there would be a thick-bladed bearded axe nearby for jerky and sauce collection, along with buckets. The other tree would have comic books for bark and money for leaves, and it's fruit would be salty wenches from any port you can think of. Even that one. You know, the one with the thing? The sap wouldn't be sap at all, rather rum that would flow like my tipsy bladder, except you could control the amount of rum, unlike my tipsy bladder. There would be corked bottels strewn accross the floor for keeping rum in and messing people's faces up on the fly.

The floor would be similar to that of a forest, and the walls would be made of the femurs and ulnas of people from the colder places of the world. The ceiling would be open, for lookin at the stars, and to wash out the smell of salty wenches when it rains. Except for the bathroom/still, which would have a roof that was just a roof, as I need my room to be plausible in some matter.

I'd have my own dungeon.





BELOW the basement.




In R'lyeh.

Have a big/loud/awesome sounding ENGL amp/cab combo (it goes up to 12), guitar pedalboard of DOOOM. Electronic drumset, Epic keyboard.
Giant TV, lotsa video games, Alienware compy, DSL.
Recording studio, nuff' said.

Also my room would have 5 spacial dimensions, so be prepared to have brains blown when you're in it.

Portals to/from other places in the world, and other places in time, controllable by my will alone.

A machine that turns anything into anything. Recycling and being awesome at the same time!!

Also while I am in my room I can read minds and perform telekinesis.

Klein Bottle bongs, 42 in total, each a different size, shape, and color scheme.
Useful for finding the answer to everything.

A tree for hugging.

Just saw this again.

lol pink text

and lol nostalgia

Lawl, it's not even pink.

You said it was pink though.

That's the second time someone's sandbagged me over colors.

My eyes are fine.

Fuck you.

It was, but someone made it purple.

^ It even looks pink though!

wat the hell

an octagonal room of dark stone, with 5 of its walls covered completely in shelves and cupboards and drawers, most with toys or vibrators or strap ons or gags, with bindings and swings and gear and leather, with paddles and whips, and with double ended dildos, vibrators, strap ons, and double handcuffs obviously for hog-tying someone. The other three walls are bare, one of them has hooks and chains with manacles on the end hanging from it, the other has a set of curved metal bands, for binding someone directly against the wall, and several squares in the stone seeming separate, probably sliding out of the way so some device can come out, and the third has a huge bed with black sheets and a red comforter against it, 10 times larger than just king size. Arround the room are other machines, things you bind someone into, in several different positions, to pleasure them different ways. One just to hold them, and feed them while vibes or a vibe and an artificial vagina work on them for a long period of time, a slavemaker, and one where your arms and legs are strapped down on a sort of sawhorse looking thing, only with a gag to strap to the mouth of hte person in it attatched to a chain, which goes inside the thing, and controls both how fast the vibrator aligned to go in someones ass goes in and out, and how hard the one aligned to go into a vagina would vibrate. There is no door out, and the only illumination comes from red candles set into the walls, giving off soft, steady light, too steady to come from ordinary candles.

There's more to it, I've worked on this description since I posted it on Woodenmarble, but I lost the final draft.

Also, V for Vendetta is an INCREDIBLE movie. It would be my favorite if the ending of The Fountain weren't so awesome.